Tantrum imminent.
February 25th, 2008 | by TJ |I am apparently locked out of my own blog today.
And I am displeased.
Working on repairs as best I can, talk amongst yourselves.
Suggested topics:
1. How awesome I am.
2. Whether all people should be required to wait tables for 1 to 3 months of their lives.
3. What’s so funny about being short?
4. Favorite non-wow blogger ever, as I need more things to read.
By TJ on Feb 25, 2008
Test comment to make sure the comments aren’t broken as well.
/rage building
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By Arrens on Feb 25, 2008
Test sat.
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By Trackhoof on Feb 25, 2008
1. You’re so awesome, the Mirriam-Webster people have considered editing the entry for “awesome” to include your picture, and the following descriptions :
“noun-(1). Temerity Jane, as seen in the picture to the right. Known for wild escapades, a motley crew of friends, a demonic ponytail, and a certain flying tampon of doom. See also ‘Up Yours’. ”
And because I don’t feel like answering the other questions, I hereby submit the following and an apology to all ninja-lovers.
http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=44&issue=10
http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=45&issue=10
Truly, the only thing that outclasses a pirate is a ninja with a medical degree.
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By Bellwether on Feb 25, 2008
Your awesome exceeds the awesome of all others. In fact, if we were to collectively pool the awesome of all the awesome people on the planet, they wouldn’t have a tenth of your awesome. You’re so awesome, I had to stop my thesis paper (which is due in an hour and a half) to extoll your awesome.
Seriously. You’re awesome.
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By teh Khol Abides on Feb 25, 2008
1. I am struck dumb by your awesomeness. It is as if all that is awesome, was awesome and ever will be awesome has been coalesced into a physical form and that form is you. You are, in fact, the anthropomorphisation of Awesome. You could change your name to Awesome McAwesomepants and no one would laugh because it would be the only name that truly describes your awesomeness.
2. Only people who do not already hate humanity in general and as a whole should need to wait tables…those of us who nurtured a warming flame of pure inner hate for all people from an early age are able to move on from waiting tables to telephone tech support or customer service to complete our journey into madness.
3. It’s not being short that is funny in and of itself, it’s just that it’s funny always being able to look down on the top of short people’s heads and into short women’s shirts. Tall men may deny it, but they’re lying, they all do it. Man, I’m glad I grew out of being short.
4. Um…sorry, I got nothing…most all the blogs I read are a direct result of reading your blog (and the inferior BRK)
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By TJ on Feb 25, 2008
Ok guys, seriously, the awesome thing was a joke!
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By Maebius on Feb 25, 2008
Hmm, as for the awesomeness that is TJ, mere words can not due it justice. I prefer to simply state that TJ is ineffable in her awesomeness. TJ has ineffability is spades (and hearts and clubs…probably mostly clubs, and hopefully diamonds too, you know, to round things out properly)
Note the second: yes. waiting tables gives one a profound humbleness that would benefit a good many arse-hats around my workplace!
#3: hmm…all I can guess is..er…easy to be thrifty by closer proximity to the bagged bargain cereal in the store! Yeah, that’s it…not quite funny, but beneficial at least!!
4:http://explodingunicorn.blogspot.com/
or perhaps http://www.damninteresting.com/
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By Daxenos on Feb 25, 2008
Uh, huh! I freak out at talking with TJ (after a simple, harmless verification process), and NOW, she’s become the ATTENTION HOG! Well! /huff.
Just so you know, *I* was freaking out LOOOOONG before you guys even thought of it!
(Crap, forgot to put away the shrine. *hides TJ shrine in a drawer)
Dax
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By Softi on Feb 25, 2008
oh TJ you are the greatest…. *bows down* to the Icky :P haha
I always have a giggle at http://www.sarcasticmom.com she’s pretty funny… can’t think of anything else >_
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By Arrens on Feb 25, 2008
@Maebius – I just spent the last 45 minutes or so looking at explodingunicorn. My sides hurt and I’ve got a stream of tears coming out of my eyes. That latest post had me damn near hysterics.
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By Bobo & SgtPork on Feb 25, 2008
Um, this here is my favourite non-WoW blog . . .
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By Ratshag on Feb 25, 2008
What’s funny? When they’s so short they’s feet don’t reach the ground. Then they hovers there, peddling away but not goin’ anywhere. Cracks me up every time.
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By Arrens on Feb 26, 2008
Totally meant to point this out yesterday, but forgot in my haste. Check out 15 Minute Lunch. And while just about every single post there is full of win, this one in particular has everything that is pure and right with interwebbing.
http://15minutelunch.blogspot.com/2007/10/strap-in-shut-up-and-hold-on-were-going.html
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