Valuable prizes!

December 27th, 2007 | by TJ |

Totally awesome mystery prize to the first person to come over here and carefully crack 5 days of driving and sleeping on the world’s most deadly mattress out of my back before I get stuck walking like a hunched up old woman forever.

7 Responses to “Valuable prizes!”

  1. By Ratshag on Dec 27, 2007

    Is it a pony?

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  2. By malficent on Dec 27, 2007

    Is it bigger than a bread-box?

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  3. By Lynda on Dec 27, 2007

    I thought my mom had the world’s most deadliest mattress. Did you visit my folks for the holidays?

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  4. By Teh Khol Abides on Dec 27, 2007

    It’s the carefully part that disqualifies me…

    /sadface

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  5. By sonvar on Dec 27, 2007

    Crack your back fine.

    Do it carefully that’ll never happen

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  6. By Kestrel on Dec 28, 2007

    Be careful what you ask for, TJ.

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  7. By bob the goat on Dec 28, 2007

    Good God, if you got Osteoperosis and hunched over, you would be…well…math does not make numbers that small.

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