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Highway emails

Friday, December 19th, 2008

TJ to entire office, from a dead stop on 270: Fog rain can’t see traffic bad.

HMFIC, reply all: Be safe, Gina is in traffic too and I just got here maybe 10 min ago.

TJ, reply all: I’m cool freebird is on.

I walked into a door, I swear!

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

TJ: Stop throwing rocks at me!

Phil: I’ll think about it.

The triangles always get me.

Friday, October 31st, 2008

I’ve been playing this game a little too much. I have pretty much no spatial relations type skills, I think it has something to do with estrogen, but I’ve managed to get my best average down to under 5. Those stupid triangles, they always bring me down.

Check her out.

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

The Redhead: So, I seem to have started one of those “weblogs” all the kids are talking about
www.urbzen.wordpress.com
We’ll see how long this lasts.
TJ: CRAZY! YOU FAD-STER!
The Redhead: I know. I think I’m really on the cutting edge here.
TJ: I can’t keep up with you sometimes.
The Redhead: Well that’s not surprising. You have very short legs.

Why today, smoke alarm?

Friday, October 17th, 2008

WHY the day I’m working from home?

TJ: I will fix it
I just don’t have any batteries
Phil: Then the beeping will most likely not stop until you get one
TJ: well I will go get one then! And then I will get on a ladder at the top of the stairs
Phil: This can’t go well
TJ: don’t you have any faith in me?
Phil: I have a lot of faith, and in this instance I will pray for a miricle.
TJ: BUTTFACE.

Internet Danger: As it Applies to Your Relationship.

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

Philogical: I consider it an achivement that I cleared out an entire room of people.

TemerityJane: @Philogical What did you do!

Philogical: When brodcasting to the world that you think farts are funny, remember that your girlfriend reads your Twitter.

Do we make you sick? We make me sick.

Monday, September 15th, 2008

TJ: you’re the best ever
Phil: No you are.
TJ: Well if we’re both the best
I guess everyone else in the world is settling
Phil: i would agree, it must suck to be them
TJ: must, since it’s pretty awesome being us
Phil: yes it is