Temerity Jane

We are both equally at fault for this.

TJ: GOT A JOKE FOR YOU!!!

Fio: OKAY

TJ: Ok so this bear walks into a bar
And he sits down and orders a drink
and he’s just sitting there, drinking his drink, not bothering anyone
chatting a little with the bartender
all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this drunk chick starts heckling him
she’s like “Why would you come out in public like thta? You need a shave”
and just all kinds of drunk abusive
and the bear ignores her and orders another drink, you know, just trying to be peaceful like
and the chick is just getting more and more ballsy the more he doesn’t respond
talking about how she doesn’t like his kind in her bar
and at one point, she even spills her drink on him
and he just keeps on being the bigger person
well, bear.

Fio: ok

TJ: finally, though, when she starts poking him with a pool cue, he’s had enough
so he gobbles her up
and he orders another drink from the bartender
then things start to get a bit hazy
and the next thing he knows, the bartender is shaking him, telling him it’s time to go home
and he’s really apologetic
he’s all, geeze, I’m sorry, normally I hold my liquor better than that
I’ve never passed out in a bar, I’m so ashamed of myself, how many did I have?
And the bartender goes “Oh, it wasn’t the drinks”
“It was the bar bitch you ate.”

Fio: TEEJ

TJ: yes?

Fio: I hate to tell you
but that joke was a downer

TJ: HAHAHAHAAA

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Shazrac’s back!

So one of our druids has been MIA for a bit, and he’s just made his triumphant return to the game by appearing on the forums and signing up for our upcoming raids, and what better way to return than this:

Shazrac: I was off for the holidays, then I moved out of my parents house, and have been without an internet connection for almost 2 weeks until yesterday, but damn it feels good to be back. Now… if only I could figure out how to shapeshift again. They say its like riding a bike… but I was thinking of that when I tried, and the outcome was disastrous. I didn’t even know a wheel could attach there!

Fio: I guess that makes you well-spoken.

Sorry, I suppose I should backpedal before people get tired of these.

Shazrac: Yes it might be time to change gears. You seem to be fighting an uphill battle here.

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A weekend game!!

See if you can guess whose alt “Miloc” is.

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More Fio, you say?

Look at what I subject myself to for you people.

Donations and sympathy cards can be sent to:
TJ
3rd Floor
USA

They’ll know.

TJ: there’s been a request for more fio puns

Fio: You know
Now I know what the devil feels like

TJ: Oh?

Fio: Putting forth evil and having people ask for more
Muahahahahahaha!

TJ: ok, but here’s the bad part
when talking to you, I find myself almost thinking in puns
except I am BAD at puns
so I make myself mentally groan all the time

Fio: hehehe

TJ: then get in arguments with myself over whether what I thought of was even a pun
or just a bad, bad… something

Fio: You have your seed of corruption. I have mine. :)

TJ: like just now
my immediate response was going to be, well, that’s just your lot in wife
see, like, lot’s wife, you know?
bible, devil, etc?
BUT THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE
it’s a TYPO, at BEST

Fio: Well, I know I make a lot of puns
But I really don’t mean to a salt you with them

TJ: GAAAAH

Fio: Sometimes, people tell me I should stop, but then I just think of what a british friend told me once
“Sod ‘em. Sod ‘em all.”

TJ: sigh.
ok, that was really good.
but I swear if the next words out of your fingers are anything like “should I go more, eh?” this friendship is OVER!!!

Fio: Not bad
I was tending to try to find a way to fit japanese monster movies into it
Gam-oor-ah

TJ: I tend to take the easiest route possible.

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Another birthday.

Puns aren’t the only thing Fio is brilliant at… check out what he did, at midnight, to the birthday boy:

Now, you go over there and heap abuse and/or birthday wishes upon his head.

Actually, best just stick to birthday wishes or I’ll rough you up. Rights to abuse-heaping held solely by Aetherial Circle.

(more…)

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It’s Fio Day

This weekend, I was reading some things on Craigslist, looking at puppies I will never own, when I stumbled across this.

I asked my roommate, and told him that they were free! And they’d eat the grass!

But then he reminded me that we have no grass. He just likes to poop on all my best plans.

Anyway, I also told Fio about my desire for a matched set of Alpine goats. Big mistake.

And really, do you think such a rich source of material would go unmined by a person so dedicated to his punning craft?

But wait, there’s more!

Are you guys REALLY still into this?

Aaaaaaand … he’s spent.

As an added bonus, LOOKIT ME TANKIN’ ZA!

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Do you feel our pain yet?

Fio: TJ
YOUR RSS FEED IS SLOW
ENTERTAIN ME FASTER!

TJ: you can always GO TO THE ACTUAL SITE

Fio: I don’t know why I type in all caps when I’m being sarcastic to you, BTW
It just seems appropriate

TJ: because you know it is a visual cue to me that seriousness is not in effect
and prevents me from saying
‘oh, i can look in to that, i don’t know why that would be’
and getting all anxious about the rss

Fio: Ahhhhhh
Perhaps
I just now honestly realized it. Never thought about it before

TJ: it’s nothing to worry about
you’re just becoming handicapped accessible, as required by the ADA

Fio: TJ DON’T ACCESS ME, CAY WILL GET MAD. I’M MARRIED!

TJ: it’s too late

Fio: /cry

TJ: soon you’re gonna have wheelchairs zoomin all up you
the blind feeling you up
cripples everywhere
oh the humanity

Fio: Oh, that reminds me
I have an idea for a new perfume

TJ: OH NO

Fio: Eau de Humanity
We can put a picture of the Hindenburg on the front.

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